Truths For Mature Humans...

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 

10. Bad decisions make good stories. 

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever. 

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. 

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? 

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!


...strange what runs around in the mind late at night. ha

To keep a girl interested...even for the geek impaired.

To keep a girl interested in You its key that you follow these core principles. 
These are the big three that I often see that nuke potential relationships.

1. Don’t be too mushyYou should always use romantic gestures as a supplement to the relationship.
 You also shouldn’t say many mushy things too often or they lose their power.Show you have a heart — but make it a rare occurance.  Keep your inner little girl in check.
Women want you to act like a man, even if they sometimes say otherwise.  
Keep her interested in you by using things like flowers and expensive dates
very sparingly.  It will help seperate you from the competition.

2. Have an enriched lifeMake sure you find ways to stay busy and cultivate your own interests. Do thingswith your friends without your girlfriend / girl your dating.  It’s a big mistake to make
the girl you’re seeing the only person in your world and neglect your friends.If you stick with your current hobbies after getting a girlfriend and continue your
personal development it will help keep her more interested in you and you will become
more attractive.It’s a great way to spend some time apart as well.  It’s key that you’re not together24/7 or you will get sick of each other pretty quickly.  You can’t miss what is always there.

3. Always end interactions firstAlways end conversations “too soon” and on a positive tone.  This will leave her thinking
about you long after the conversation has ended because of how much fun she had
with you.  If you let a conversation drag on too long in early stages it can kill attraction.Its ok to let a conversation end when its going well.  A lot of guys will try to keep a
conversation rolling if it’s going well.  End the conversation and either get a number,
create the next date, or simply end it pleasantly.For example, if you’re talking to a woman you just met at a bookstore for about five
minutes while having an awesome conversation, that is when you should end it.Say, “Hey, It was great meeting you but I have to get going. What’s your number?”
Same principles apply for phone conversations. Avoid becoming overly infatuated,
you need to mke sure you are still percieved as a challenge. Don’t become a puss.

It’s a good practice to often conciously listen to the words you’re saying and
evaluate whether or not they sound like girl-ish. Once you’ve shown a woman
that you’re a wimp, it’s hard to get yourself back into the “real man” category.

It seems geeks, nerds and even dorks are having issues with "dating"
still to this very day! Even with the rise of Potter, Twilight, and Star Trek Fans...go figure.
: )